Finally, a religion you can get behind
Or on top; anything that gets you off really. That’s because the Madonna of Orgasm Church is a step closer to becoming officially recognized as a religion in Sweden.
This particular church actually worships the orgasm, which they consider to be God himself. Although I’ve heard his name being called out on occasion (I’m patting myself on the back as we speak), I never actually thought anyone would take that literally.
There are a few prudes who don’t like the idea of anyone worshiping orgasms, but this is one particular religion I have ZERO problems with. While most Christians consider the orgasm to somehow be sinful, these guys are gung-ho about it.
Before you pack your bags and move to Sweden, it’s my duty to remind you the group does not actually perform sex acts during their ceremonies. They try to use orgasms as a metaphor for their lives, and their ceremony involves tame shit like gorging themselves with fruit and juice. Of course, all the priests are female, and the only gospel they preach is the gospel of sex. So, who can’t get behind that?