Chuck Norris is no fun

Trust Chuck (and Jesus) to ruin the fun everyone was happening with those cool “Chuck Norris Facts”. This is old but still highly amusing: Chuck Norris telling us ‘the truth’ about Evolution.

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.” It’s funny. It’s cute. But here’s what I really think about the theory of evolution: It’s not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

By the way, without him, I don’t have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things and so can you.

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    J

    If this is true that God has created you and me, then why is it that gay marriage is illegal and in fact, homosexuals weren’t “actually” created by God. Has seemed odd my whole life growing up as a Lutheran.
    I used to believe everything the Bible told me too.

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